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Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Time:11:31 pm.
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i'll use this thingo for serious advertisement...
our ep's out this week...
come check a show if it's in your hood and grab a cd, we'd really appreciate it... and i'll love you long time...
and i'll hook you in with jake... cause he's all hawt and stuff...
we're playing on friday in melbourne at the arthouse with the syn-dawgs, picture the stu and state of maya!!! oh and those glam rockers from qld morning tide me thinks!!!
should be fun, sex and a huge party!!!
if you're not doing anything come down and boogie on down!!!
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then tour starts in adelaide the next night...
then we get to party with a secret death on the east coast up in brisbane, canberra, newcastle and sydney!!!
and a whole bunch of other sexc bands i imagine!!!
w00t!!!
~ 2 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Time:7:47 pm.
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okay....so i never update this, or take it serious....but yeah....
there's a list of all time fav albums, there's some that didn't have covers....so they're not there... which is kakka.....but yeah, fuck you all, there's also eps that i'd put there.....but can't....for whatever reason...
i could have added a whole bunch more...but yeah...i can't believe i did that many....hope it works anyway....
YES, I AM MORE METAL THAN YOU ALL!!!
loving the "......."

i think i might actually do an update now... unbelievable....
basically, i joined a band named the abandonment about june last year. it's been pretty sexcellent, heaps of good messy times, gigs etc blah..the music's different to what i was doing, but i dig it heaps and the dudes are the best dudes around.it's more chaotic kinda zaney stuff, maybe even thrash/grind death metal,
"totally gAAAAAAAAAAAAA-rinD!!!!!!!" in my opinion anyway....well the new stuff anyway. we just finished recording a 7 track EP which was nearly the end of me... maybe 3 nervous breakdowns later.... and we're nearly there, just the mixing and mastering to go.
i turned 21, 2 weeks ago... weird... kinda gotta grow up now i guess? pft, yeah whatever fagz.
i won't get all depresso g0ff, i'll keep posi? yeah...can't complain about things. heaps "best". some "worst"
eat my dildo bitches.
~ 2 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

Subject:seXcellent
Time:6:48 pm.
Mood:fruity fagz.
y0 fagz,
unearth were tuff and okay.... - $44
norma jean were okay - $10 their bassist hair....was teKK, seX and better.... - $30
atreyu were "punk" - $5
bon jovi is better...... - $500
my ass flashing mt alexander rd, and probably the majority of the freeway on the way home.......
PRICELESS BITCHES!!!
eat my dildo
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WARNING: don't use that v33t hair removal cream......on your ass.....mine might look smooth and sexc...
but since then i've found out that ass rash is annoying......and having rash on your ass doesn't pay.
i need the aftershave barm.....
oh yeah, my pink top is still more metal than all you fagz.
fucken reh mudafucklez.
~waddles out~
~ 9 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

Subject:happy easter.
Time:8:54 pm.
Mood:p0rn.
y0 y0 fagz.
been a long time, like a tai hooker....
anyway....
happy chocolate bunny day........
enjoy.... mudafuckers...... and no.....it's not p0rn!!!!!! so fucken click it and watch it...
i spend hours at uni finding kakka like this to amuse myself.

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

sorry if it's old.... suck my gooch.

TIP OF THE WEEK
taking a shit is like baking a cake....
you can't over cook it cause it'll burn and if you under cook it....it's sloppy...
use it....
fagz.
~waddles out~
~ 4 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Sunday, November 28th, 2004

Subject:man milk
Time:7:56 pm.
yeah i sc0red perfect cause i'm seXc with a tioght ass.
this is a real survey, not those ghey quiz fag ones.
everyone eat my dildo kakka cheese.


go do the quiz, i don't know how to do those special link html kakka things so the link is there below
http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/#

p.s. i hate you all, more of this fag stuff to come.

~waddles out~
~pussy farts~
~ 1 un y0wshi? - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Sunday, July 11th, 2004

Subject:vocalist wanted
Time:6:28 pm.
anyone know any vocalist/singers?...give me a slovakian spin kick to the head...
ciao meow...
~waddles out~
~ 4 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Monday, May 10th, 2004

Subject:un-gatt0s, br0z, snowy - boi
Time:6:19 pm.
this un-entry is dedicated to my mums cat, i say my mums cause yeah...alright fucken, my cat.....i'm a soft cock, fuck you all.
R.I.P un- sn0wy - b0i, i guess you ran out of lives, ciao meow un gatt0s
love un-pingu-k0re.
he slept, he ate, and usually slept some more, then usually ran away when i tried to throw stuff at him for sitting on my couch sp0t, the slaRT.
then he usually slept and attack un-d0GZ k0re....wh0a, he was a damn fine scrubber pimp-daddy wh0 bitched multiple cat h0ez, fathered many, scratched many, scarred many, un-ponchoz with many and most of all, loved by many.

pimp some bitches in cat heaven for me slaRT.
peace.
~waddles off~

i don't really like animals...... but he was tuFFz.
~ 6 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Monday, April 26th, 2004

Subject:bert? who cares really?
Time:7:44 pm.
Mood: wtf?.
y0 y0 slARts, pimping pingu penguin pimpster stylez dave is in the house,
i'll actually use this to make a proper update, yeah right...
daves' life over the last 2 weeks.
dave becomes unkie dave, wh0a.......weird.......
dave becomes 19.....wh0a, weird......old.....:S, score cd player for the car, un-fossil watch fagZ and un ripped siCklez fashion-k0re top fucks.
um....dave goes to soilwork/killswitch and some other band....
dave pits it up in killswitch and slips over while doing multiple slovakian spin kicks, matrix flykicks and attempt cartwheels....
on his ass.....and elbow...:S "my seXc left elbow"....he'll be out of action for some time.....meh
soilwork better..
killswitch seXcellent...
anthrax......bert?
maccas filling sickage bunghole stylez.
daves' main band might actually have found a drummer.......wh0a seXC slarts
dave sc0res sicKe, merch from gig...
dave looks kvlt and tuff with an army top and bullet belt, arm crossed tr00 stylez.
daves checked shoes get dirty :( dave nearly crys.
daves shoes get washed....w00tz, suck my kakka.
dave lives happily ever after......
like who fucken reads this anyway? BESIDES YOU SHERI!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahah
~pussy fart~ yummy.
~waddles out~
P.S funny pics to come......yeah.......you're all ghey, turdskiz.
~ 3 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

Subject:b00 b00 ja ja p00p? fiddle stix
Time:10:30 pm.
Mood: wtf?.
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

funny, laugh.
ciao meow.
~waddles out~
zip zap rap slART!!!!!
~ 1 un y0wshi? - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

Subject:bums, bottoms, aSS and boils.
Time:11:09 pm.
enjoy, i did, notice my little bitch feet. w00tz.
BRING IN THE HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL YOU HAWT BITCHES BETTER WANT AGES ASS!!!!!!!!!
you get more than you bargain for.
FAGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wh0 wants my ass next y0?
daves-p0rn.
fuCKz.
~waddles out~
not sure if this will w0rk....oh well.
join the flykick un-yourname-k0re clan. slUTz.
~ 3 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Tuesday, March 16th, 2004

Time:11:09 am.
Wednesday @ Revolver [Upstairs]

The Setup
Her Nightmare
Synthesist (9:15)
Hijack The Hearse

Doors open @ 8pm
$5 entry with flyer (get yours from www.synthesist.tk or missing link, metal mayhem and smoke dreams) $6 without

Revolver
229 Chapel St, Prahan, Melbourne
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www.thebodycage.cjb.net


Oh you un yowshi cunts.
This is Shez, signing in on Dave's lj.
w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t!!!!
la kakkaraaaaaacha la kakka rachaaaaaaaaaa!!!
~ 3 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Tuesday, March 9th, 2004

Subject:SAMPLEZ
Time:6:43 pm.
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=15987
devoiid samplez now on mp3.com.au, check them out, give me a yell and tell me what you think. excuse the crappy quailty, and hence midi drum sound....
it's a home recording, ~farts~

quote of the day, "you're not a dumb head, you're a fuck face."
ciao meow sEXCies,
~waddles off~

plz FIND US A DRUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll seX you all.
~ 1 un y0wshi? - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004

Subject:funky junk y0.
Time:4:34 pm.
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/bear.here

check it out, have some fun, think of me and my bum,

~waddles out~
~ fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Subject:DRUMMER WANTED
Time:12:24 am.
Drummer required to complete line-up for melodic death/metalc0re band. High level of musicianship required. Must have good knowledge of theory, polyrhythms, good with both feet, (double kicks) and hands (blast beats). Influences include Dark Tranquillity, Meshuggah, Novembre, Cynic, After Forever, God forbid, End this day, Infernal Method, Coma Eternal, Killswitch Engage, The Black Dahlia Murder, Unearth, and others. Will post mp3.com samples very shortly, ask for samples, drum tracks already written, input needed, heaps of material written.
cheers,
contact
e-mail/msn
dave - david_devoid@hotmail.com
sheri - myarms_yourhearse@hotmail.com
jake - we_disintegrate@hotmail.com
~ fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Monday, March 1st, 2004

Subject:p33pz?
Time:8:19 pm.
wh0a, i have friends? e-friends!!!!!!!!!!! hawT biRdiES i h0pEZ, if n0t hawT penguinz!@!!!.....i know that's jeremy the seXC -bitach. who else did sheri add to this kakka thing0?
just letting you know, i plan on doing a lot of e-slitting onthis thing0, cause i'm facetious, ~stiffler~ basically, long term goals, bitch about everyone and everything. cause you're all fagZ. h0Ez and kakka.
i saw beyonce the slARt in the paper today, with a see through dress on, funny how she's in it for good reasons, although she was half nakiD :S, in addition, you could probably make out her box and mowhawk if you zoomed in close enough with a microscope.....funny how her b00bie was poping out.....
p00r old janet jackson, i bet she wished she wore a see through linen dress like beyonce...
but then again, i bet beyonce wishes she had a brother like michael. i d0.
w00tz
fuckz.
~ 3 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Sunday, February 29th, 2004

Subject:pingu-k0re.
Time:11:07 pm.
y0 y0 kakka headz....... seeing if this works.....? fAGz.....
un kaKKA un jA cunTz.........
~waddles~
sc0re....
scratch y0......
i ruLEz. yeah...
fuckz.
~ 4 un y0wshi?s - fly kicking pinguc0re! .

Time:1:05 am.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Y'CUNTS!
~ fly kicking pinguc0re! .

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